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You know you’ve reached a certain point in your adult life when you catch yourself thinking, “I once spent four hours hunting for a golden banana that served no purpose beyond incrementing a number on a save file.” Yet here I am, a middle-aged man with adult responsibilities, still able to visualize the exact location of every Power Star in Bob-omb Battlefield or the precise path to reach that one frustratingly placed Jiggy in Clanker’s…

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