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Halloween, 1989. While other teenagers were out causing trouble or attending parties, I was hunched in the blue glow of my bedroom TV, sweaty-palmed and wide-eyed, guiding Simon Belmont up the crumbling steps of Dracula’s Castle. My NES copy of Castlevania had been a birthday gift from my uncle Tom, who’d casually mentioned it was “pretty tough” with the knowing smirk of someone who’d thrown his controller in frustration multiple times. He wasn’t wrong—I’d been…

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